Patreon Dispatches from the Curiosity Shop

Hello, and welcome to Dispatches from the Curiosity Shop, the Bones & Bobbins Patreon-only mini-episode!

Dispatches from the Curiosity Shop episodes are available to Patreon patrons at the $5.00 per month level and above!

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Patreon Dispatches from the Curiosity Shop

Patreon Dispatches from the Curiosity Shop 07: Weirdly Specific Curses

Are you considering thwarting your mortal enemies by way of pottery? Or maybe you’d rather use an enchanted rose to damn someone to eternity as a monster unless, of course, they hold a girl hostage, then suddenly stop being an asshole? And then there’s always the most obvious option, the dreaded needle prick from a spinning wheel, even though that’s definitely not at all how spinning wheels work.

 

Go ahead, pick your poison. It doesn’t cost much, just your soul.

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Execration Texts

Egyptian Execration Figure

Photo credit: Egyptian Execration Figure by Rob Koopman (CC BY-SA)

Further Patreon Reading:

The Magical Lullaby

The following translation comes from Development of Religion and Thought in Ancient Egypt by James Henry Breasted. The ‘Efet-herb’ mentioned is understood to be lettuce:

Run out, thou who comest in darkness, who enterest in stealth, his nose behind him, his face turned backward, who loses that for which he came.

 

Run out, thou who comest in darkness, who enterest in stealth, her nose behind her, her face turned backward, who loses that for which she came.

 

Comest thou to kiss this child? I will not let thee kiss him.

 

Comest thou to soothe him? I will not let thee soothe him.

 

Comest thou to harm him? I will not let thee harm him.

 

Comest thou to take him away? I will not let thee take him away from me.

 

I have made his protection against thee out of Efet-herb, it makes pain; out of onions, which harm thee; out of honey which is sweet to living men and bitter to those who are yonder (i.e. the dead); out of the evil parts of the Ebdu-fish out of the jaw of the meret; out of the backbone of the perch. (201)

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